In 1973 Myron Stevens, a retired dentist from Milwaukee, stumbled upon a collection of wall paintings and hieroglyphics in a cave near Lourdes. His discovery was followed by decades of intense intellectual detective work by many infamous scholars that led to the deciphering of the hieroglyphics. The complexity of the cave paintings, as well as their entirely fictitious nature, meant that there were many conflicting translations, copious embellishments, and lots of making stuff up.

At last the full story has become clear and is now available in a collectable book as well as all the wonderful merchandise and memorabilia available for the very first time.

It’s not often that a brand new deity is discovered so long after his extinction event, but this is one of those occasions. A rare opportunity to stock up on merch that could never reasonably be described as an amazing investment opportunity.